1.
"Some
days
I
feel
like
my
life
is
just
a
never
ending
stream
of
poop.
#[insert
appropriate
poo
emoji
here]#"
【#ShitLifeGoals】

2.
"Why
is
it
that
every
time
I
eat
spicy
food,
my
poop
turns
into
a
roaring
inferno?"
【#BurnBabyBurn】

3.
"I
swear
my
dog's
poop
is
more
impressive
than
mine.
It's
like
pooping
out
a
miniature
statue. "
【#DogPoopGoals】

4.
"There's
nothing
quite
like
the
feeling
of
finally
releasing
the
kraken
after
holding
it
in
for
hours. "
【#ReleaseTheKraken】

5.
"I'm
pretty
sure
my
poop
is
the
glue
that
holds
my
life
together. "
【#PoopHappens】

6.
"Whoever
said
that
you
can't
polish
a
turd
clearly
hasn't
seen
some
of
the
things
I've
achieved
in
life. "
【#PolishedTurd】

7.
"You
know
it's
going
to
be
a
bad
day
when
your
first
thought
is
'wow,
that
was
a
big
one'. "
【#BigPooEnergy】

8.
"Why
do
we
even
bother
with
high-end
toilets?
At
the
end
of
the
day,
they're
all
just
a
receptacle
for
our
crap. "
【#ToiletTalk】

9.
"My
life
is
basically
just
a
series
of
awkward
encounters
and
run-ins
with
people
while
I'm
trying
to
take
a
shit. "
【#LifeOnTheCan】

10.
"I
don't
know
about
you
guys,
but
sometimes
I
feel
like
my
life
is
just
one
big,
steaming
pile
of
sh*t. "
【#SteamingPileOfShit】

11.
"Why
do
we
always
assume
that
the
guy
who
clogs
the
toilet
is
the
one
who
needs
to
take
responsibility?
What
about
the
toilet's
shitty
infrastructure?"
【#ToiletInjustice】

1
2.
"They
say
that
diamonds
are
a
girl's
best
friend,
but
have
they
ever
tried
taking
a
really
satisfying
poop?"
【#PoopingIsPriceless】

1
3.
"I
feel
like
we
never
truly
appreciate
the
relief
of
a
successful
poop
until
we've
experienced
the
alternative. . . "
【#NoShitSherlock】

1
4.
"Why
bother
with
a
pre-workout
when
you
can
just
take
a
big,
satisfying
dump
before
hitting
the
gym?"
【#PoopWorkout】

1
5.
"Sometimes
I
feel
like
my
life
would
be
a
lot
less
crappy
if
I
just
stopped
caring
about
everything. "
【#CareLessPoopMore】

1
6.
"I
always
thought
the
phrase
'there's
a
snake
in
my
boot'
was
a
metaphor
until
I
discovered
the
joys
of
large
intestine
blockages. "
【#SnakeInTheBoot】

1
7.
"We
may
not
be
able
to
control
the
chaos
of
the
world,
but
we
can
control
the
chaos
within
our
bowels. "
【#ControlTheChaos】

1
8.
"Forget
about
diamonds
and
pearls,
the
real
treasure
in
life
is
a
perfectly
timed
fart. "
【#FartGoals】

1
9.
"The
worst
part
about
being
sick
isn't
the
fever
or
the
cough,
it's
the
never-ending
stream
of
diarrhea. "
【#SickOfShit】

20.
"Just
when
I
thought
my
life
couldn't
get
any
sh*ttier,
I
stepped
in
dog
poop
on
my
way
to
work. "
【#Sh*ttyLifeWinsAgain】