1.
"Why
did
the
HR
manager
bring
a
pillow
to
the
office?
To
make
sure
they
had
a
soft
landing
when
they
fired
someone. "
【笑话】

2.
"My
coworker
is
the
queen
of
multitasking.
She
can
talk
on
the
phone,
email,
and
paint
her
nails
all
at
the
same
time. "
【职场趣事】

3.
"I
asked
my
boss
for
a
raise
and
she
told
me
to
come
back
when
I
could
prove
I
was
indispensable.
So
I
took
the
day
off
and
she
called
me
five
times
begging
me
to
come
back. "
【幽默故事】

4.
"My
colleague
takes
'dress
for
the
job
you
want'
very
seriously.
He
shows
up
to
work
in
a
suit
every
day
even
though
we
work
at
a
casual
startup. "
【职场趣闻】

5.
"I
noticed
my
coworker
was
wearing
a
new
shirt
and
I
complimented
him
on
it.
He
responded,
'Thanks,
I
got
it
for
half
off
because
there's
a
small
hole
in
the
back. '
That's
dedication
to
a
good
deal. "
【笑话】

6.
"I
tried
to
make
small
talk
with
my
boss
about
the
weather
and
ended
up
getting
a
lecture
on
climate
change.
Note
to
self:
stick
to
work-related
conversations. "
【职场趣事】

7.
"The
new
intern
asked
if
she
could
take
a
'mental
health
day. '
We
all
looked
at
each
other
like
we
had
never
heard
those
words
before. "
【幽默故事】

8.
"My
coworker
always
brings
in
homemade
baked
goods
to
share
with
the
office.
I
think
we
all
secretly
hate
her
for
making
us
feel
guilty
about
our
store-bought
snacks. "
【职场趣闻】

9.
"One
of
my
clients
told
me
he
wants
to
'touch
base'
three
times
a
week.
I
think
he
just
likes
saying
'touch
base. '"
【笑话】

10.
"My
boss
asked
me
to
'circle
back'
with
her
after
the
meeting.
I
had
no
idea
what
that
meant
so
I
just
nodded
and
smiled. "
【职场趣事】

11.
"I
overheard
my
coworker
talking
to
his
computer
screen
and
thought
he
was
going
crazy.
Turns
out
he
was
just
using
voice
recognition
software
to
write
an
email. "
【幽默故事】

1
2.
"My
boss
is
always
telling
us
to
'think
outside
the
box. '
I
think
we
need
a
new
box. "
【职场趣闻】

1
3.
"I
accidentally
sent
a
text
meant
for
my
friend
to
my
boss.
It
was
about
how
much
I
hate
my
job.
Needless
to
say,
I'm
no
longer
employed
there. "
【笑话】

1
4.
"My
coworker
loves
to
sing
while
she
works.
It's
cute
until
she
starts
belting
out
show
tunes
in
the
middle
of
a
deadline. "
【职场趣事】

1
5.
"My
boss
always
asks
for
our
'two
cents'
on
projects.
I'm
starting
to
think
he's
just
cheap. "
【幽默故事】

1
6.
"My
coworker
is
always
bringing
in
her
therapy
dog
to
the
office.
I
think
we
all
secretly
just
want
to
pet
him
instead
of
working. "
【职场趣闻】

1
7.
"I
accidentally
sent
an
email
to
the
entire
company
instead
of
just
my
client.
It
was
a
picture
of
my
cat.
At
least
I
have
a
cute
cat. "
【笑话】

1
8.
"My
boss
sent
me
a
10-page
email
outlining
his
vision
for
our
project.
I
read
the
first
page
and
just
replied,
'I
agree,
let's
do
it. '"
【职场趣事】

1
9.
"One
of
my
coworkers
always
takes
a
20-minute
nap
on
the
couch
in
the
break
room.
We've
all
started
timing
him
to
see
if
he
breaks
his
record. "
【幽默故事】

20.
"My
boss
always
ends
meetings
by
saying,
'Let's
touch
base
offline. '
I
have
no
idea
what
that
means
but
I
think
it's
her
way
of
saying
'get
back
to
work. '"
【职场趣闻】