大学暑假生活搞笑句子英文(大学暑假生活英语作文)
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1.
I
thought
summer
break
was
supposed
to
be
relaxing,
but
after
a
week,
I'm
already
bored
out
of
my
mind.
【sigh】
2.
I've
been
waking
up
at
noon
every
day,
but
it
feels
like
I'm
still
in
zombie
mode
until
at
least
3pm.
【yawn】
3.
Summer
classes
are
supposed
to
help
you
catch
up,
but
I
feel
like
I'm
falling
further
behind
every
day.
【facepalm】
4.
My
mom
keeps
nagging
me
to
get
a
job,
but
I'd
rather
lounge
around
in
my
PJs
all
day.
【lazybones】
5.
It's
amazing
how
many
Netflix
shows
you
can
binge-watch
in
a
single
day.
My
record
so
far
is
six.
【couch
potato】
6.
My
friends
keep
posting
pictures
of
their
tropical
vacations
on
Instagram,
while
I'm
stuck
at
home
with
my
cat.
【jealous】
7.
I
tried
to
learn
how
to
cook
this
summer,
but
so
far,
the
only
thing
I
can
make
without
burning
the
house
down
is
toast.
【fail】
8.
My
dad
keeps
suggesting
we
go
on
a
family
road
trip,
but
I'm
not
quite
ready
to
be
stuck
in
a
car
with
my
siblings
for
hours
on
end.
【no
way,
Jose】
9.
It's
so
hot
outside,
even
my
sweat
has
sweat.
【sweat
monster】
10.
I've
been
trying
to
stay
active
this
summer
by
going
for
runs,
but
I'm
pretty
sure
I
look
like
a
hot
mess.
【panting】
11.
I
finally
got
around
to
cleaning
out
my
closet
and
found
clothes
I
haven't
worn
since
middle
school.
Oops.
【hoarder】
12.
My
little
cousins
are
visiting
and
they
have
more
energy
than
a
pack
of
wild
toddlers.
I
need
a
nap
just
looking
at
them.
【exhausted】
13.
I
decided
to
take
up
knitting
as
a
hobby,
but
I
keep
getting
my
needles
tangled
and
it's
driving
me
crazy.
【oops】
14.
I
attempted
to
start
a
garden,
but
I
think
my
plants
might
be
better
off
with
someone
else.
I
have
a
bit
of
a
black
thumb.
【fail】
15.
I've
been
hitting
up
all
the
local
summer
festivals
and
I
can't
stop
eating
all
the
fried
foods.
My
arteries
are
probably
clogged.
【overeater】
16.
I
tried
to
teach
my
dog
how
to
swim,
but
she's
afraid
of
water.
I
think
she
might
be
a
cat
in
disguise.
【puzzled】
17.
I'm
so
used
to
sleeping
in
that
I
accidentally
snoozed
through
my
morning
coffee
date
with
a
friend.
Oops.
【sorry】
18.
I
attempted
to
learn
a
new
language
this
summer,
but
so
far,
all
I
can
say
is
"hello"
and
"thank
you.
"
【fail】
19.
I
spent
all
day
cleaning
my
room,
only
to
have
my
cat
jump
in
and
mess
it
up
five
minutes
later.
【frustrated】
20.
I've
been
daydreaming
about
my
next
college
semester
and
all
the
new
friends
I'll
make.
Just
gotta
survive
summer
first.
【hopeful】