1.
Love
is
like
a
fart,
if
you
have
to
force
it,
it's
probably
crap. 】

2.
Love
is
blind,
but
it
sure
can
find
your
wallet. 】

3.
If
love
is
a
battlefield,
I
must
be
a
pacifist. 】

4.
Love
is
like
a
rollercoaster,
one
minute
you're
up,
the
next
you're
throwing
up. 】

5.
Love
is
like
a
math
problem,
if
you
can't
solve
it,
just
pretend
the
answer
is
6
9. 】

6.
Love
is
like
a
spider
web,
it's
sticky
and
you'll
get
stuck
if
you're
not
careful. 】

7.
Love
is
like
a
game
of
hide
and
seek,
and
I'm
hiding
from
commitment. 】

8.
Love
is
like
a
dance,
except
you're
both
stepping
on
each
other's
toes. 】

9.
Love
is
like
a
social
media
feed,
full
of
fake
happiness
and
filtered
reality. 】

10.
Love
is
like
a
smartphone,
it
drains
your
battery
and
leaves
you
feeling
empty. 】

11.
Love
is
like
a
magic
trick,
it
vanishes
as
soon
as
you
start
believing
in
it. 】

1
2.
Love
is
like
a
diet,
it's
great
until
you
cheat
on
it
with
pizza. 】

1
3.
Love
is
like
a
pair
of
socks,
if
you
lose
one,
it's
useless. 】

1
4.
Love
is
like
a
remote
control,
sometimes
you
have
to
press
a
few
buttons
to
find
the
right
channel. 】

1
5.
Love
is
like
a
traffic
jam,
it's
frustrating
and
it
makes
you
late
for
everything. 】

1
6.
Love
is
like
a
bad
hair
day,
no
matter
what
you
do,
it
just
won't
look
good. 】

1
7.
Love
is
like
a
broken
pencil,
pointless
and
always
needing
sharpening. 】

1
8.
Love
is
like
a
never-ending
game
of
Monopoly,
someone
always
ends
up
bankrupt. 】

1
9.
Love
is
like
a
hangover,
it
feels
great
at
the
beginning
but
leaves
you
with
a
nasty
headache. 】

20.
Love
is
like
a
horror
movie,
it
scares
the
hell
out
of
you
but
you
can't
stop
watching. 】