1.
You
had
me
at
hello,
but
then
you
lost
me
at
"I
don't
like
pizza. "
【lol】

2.
I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
extremely
efficient
when
it
comes
to
doing
nothing.
【rofl】

3.
They
say
laughter
is
the
best
medicine,
but
I
think
tacos
are
a
close
second.
【haha】

4.
I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right.
【lmao】

5.
Life
is
too
short
to
take
everything
so
seriously,
unless
it's
chocolate.
【lol】

6.
I'm
not
great
with
advice,
so
can
I
offer
you
a
sarcastic
comment
instead?
【rofl】

7.
I'm
not
sure
if
I
have
a
talent,
but
I'm
pretty
good
at
pretending
to
be
busy.
【haha】

8.
I'm
not
saying
I'm
Wonder
Woman,
I'm
just
saying
no
one
has
ever
seen
me
and
Wonder
Woman
in
the
same
room.
【lol】

9.
I
have
a
personality
you
can't
handle
and
a
sense
of
humor
you
can't
resist. 【haha】

10.
My
life
is
like
a
romantic
comedy,
but
without
the
romance
or
the
comedy.
【lmao】

11.
I'm
not
always
right,
but
I'm
never
wrong.
【rofl】

1
2.
I'm
not
short,
I'm
concentrated
awesome.
【haha】

1
3.
You
don't
have
to
be
crazy
to
be
my
friend,
but
it
helps.
【lol】

1
4.
If
at
first
you
don't
succeed,
redefine
success.
【rofl】

1
5.
I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
still
right.
【haha】

1
6.
I
don't
always
have
a
comeback,
but
when
I
do,
it's
better
than
yours.
【lol】

1
7.
I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
energy
efficient.
【haha】

1
8.
I'm
not
weird,
I'm
just
limited
edition.
【rofl】

1
9.
I'm
not
sure
if
I'm
an
introvert
or
an
extrovert.
I
just
know
that
I
hate
people.
【haha】

20.
I'm
not
saying
I'm
Batman,
I'm
just
saying
no
one
has
ever
seen
me
and
Batman
in
the
same
room.
【lol】