1.
"Love
is
like
a
fart
–
if
you
have
to
force
it,
it's
probably
crap. "】

2.
"Love
is
blind,
but
marriage
is
a
real
eye-opener. "】

3.
"Behind
every
great
man,
there
is
a
woman
rolling
her
eyes. "】

4.
"I
love
you
like
a
fat
kid
loves
cake. "】

5.
"Love
is
sharing
your
popcorn
even
when
you
secretly
want
to
eat
it
all. "】

6.
"I
thought
I
was
in
love
once,
turns
out
I
was
just
plain
hungry. "】

7.
"Love
is
like
a
rollercoaster
–
you
may
scream,
but
deep
down
you're
secretly
enjoying
it. "】

8.
"If
love
is
the
answer,
could
you
please
repeat
the
question?"】

9.
"Love
is
like
a
mountain
–
hard
to
climb,
but
once
you
reach
the
top,
the
view
is
amazing. "】

10.
"My
love
for
you
is
like
a
fart
–
it
may
not
be
constant,
but
it's
definitely
sincere. "】

11.
"Love
is
like
a
box
of
chocolates
–
it's
sweet,
but
you
never
know
what
you're
gonna
get. "】

1
2.
"Love
is
a
lot
like
algebra
–
you
look
at
your
X
and
wonder
Y. "】

1
3.
"I'm
not
crazy,
my
love
for
you
is
just
adventurous. "】

1
4.
"Love
is
being
stupid
together. "】

1
5.
"They
say
love
is
a
battlefield,
but
I
think
they
just
didn't
know
how
to
properly
aim. "】

1
6.
"Love
is
finding
someone
who's
just
as
weird
as
you
are. "】

1
7.
"I
love
you
more
than
pizza,
and
that's
saying
a
lot. "】

1
8.
"Love
is
like
a
selfie
–
it
can
sometimes
be
fake
but
makes
you
look
good. "】

1
9.
"Love
is
like
a
remote
control
–
you
never
know
who's
going
to
take
control. "】

20.
"Love
is
like
a
five-star
hotel
–
it's
expensive
and
hard
to
find
good
service. "】