经典爱情宣言搞笑句子英文(爱情宣言搞笑又押韵)
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1.
"I
promise
to
love
you
more
than
pizza,
and
that's
saying
a
lot!"】
2.
"You
complete
me,
like
how
peanut
butter
completes
jelly,
or
how
coffee
completes
my
mornings.
"】
3.
"Together
we
can
conquer
the
world,
or
at
least
try
to
assemble
IKEA
furniture
without
fighting!"】
4.
"I
would
cross
the
seven
seas
for
you,
but
only
if
there's
free
Wi-Fi
on
the
boat!"】
5.
"My
love
for
you
is
like
a
fart
-
it
may
be
silent
but
deadly!"】
6.
"I
promise
to
love
you
until
the
end
of
time,
or
until
you
eat
the
last
piece
of
chocolate
without
offering
me
any.
"】
7.
"Just
like
a
pair
of
socks,
we
may
not
always
match
perfectly,
but
we
complete
each
other's
outfits!"】
8.
"I
will
be
your
superhero,
saving
you
from
spiders
and
bad
hair
days
-
unless
it's
my
own
bad
hair
day,
then
you're
on
your
own!"】
9.
"Our
love
is
like
a
Netflix
binge
-
addictive,
sometimes
cheesy,
but
always
entertaining!"】
10.
"I
love
you
more
than
procrastinating,
and
that's
saying
something
because
I'm
really
good
at
procrastinating!"】
11.
"Together
we
can
create
a
love
story
more
epic
than
any
romance
novel,
filled
with
plot
twists
and
cheesy
dialogue!"】
12.
"I
promise
to
love
you
even
when
you're
hangry,
with
the
hope
that
you'll
still
share
your
French
fries
with
me!"】
13.
"Like
a
fine
wine,
our
love
only
gets
better
with
age
-
and
occasionally
causes
wild
dancing
and
questionable
decisions!"】
14.
"I
would
climb
mountains
for
you,
as
long
as
there's
an
elevator
or
a
cable
car
available!"】
15.
"Our
love
is
like
a
roller
coaster
-
thrilling,
sometimes
scary,
but
always
worth
the
ride!"】
16.
"I
promise
to
love
you
even
when
you
leave
the
toilet
seat
up,
as
long
as
you
agree
to
do
all
the
laundry!"】
17.
"Just
like
a
good
meme,
our
love
can
make
me
laugh
even
on
the
toughest
days!"】
18.
"I
love
you
with
all
my
heart,
or
at
least
75%
considering
the
other
25%
belongs
to
pizza!"】
19.
"In
this
crazy
world,
you're
my
anchor,
guiding
me
through
the
chaos,
just
don't
forget
to
bring
snacks!"】
20.
"I
promise
to
love
you
until
the
end
of
time,
or
at
least
until
I
find
a
remote
control
that
never
gets
lost!"】