1.
"What
did
Santa
say
to
his
wife
when
he
saw
her
packing
her
bags?
'Where
are
you
going,
Christmas
Carol?'
【笑话】
"
2.
"She
felt
a
warm
tingle
in
her
heart
as
he
handed
her
a
beautifully
wrapped
present.
It
was
a
book
of
cheesy
Christmas
jokes.
【温馨】
"
3.
"Why
did
the
Grinch
hate
Christmas?
Because
it
was
the
only
time
of
year
when
his
heart
felt
too
small,
and
he
couldn't
bear
the
cheer.
【幽默】
"
4.
"The
snow
was
falling
softly
outside,
and
she
snuggled
up
beside
the
fire
with
a
cup
of
hot
cocoa.
It
felt
like
Christmas
morning
all
over
again.
【浪漫】
"
5.
"He
pulled
out
his
guitar
and
started
strumming
a
festive
tune.
She
joined
in
with
the
lyrics,
and
they
laughed
at
the
silly
words.
It
was
the
perfect
Christmas
sing-along.
【欢乐】
"
6.
"Why
did
Santa
get
a
parking
ticket?
Because
he
parked
his
sleigh
in
a
snow
emergency
zone!
【笑话】
"
7.
"They
giggled
as
they
put
on
their
matching
reindeer
sweaters.
It
was
silly,
but
it
made
them
feel
like
Christmas
kids
again.
【浪漫】
"
8.
"The
tree
was
lit
up
with
twinkling
lights,
and
the
presents
wrapped
beneath
it.
She
felt
like
a
kid
on
Christmas
morning
again.
【幸福】
"
9.
"What's
the
difference
between
Santa
and
a
snowman?
One
has
a
thin
skin,
the
other
is
thick
as
a
brick!
【笑话】
"
10.
"They
stood
on
the
doorstep,
watching
the
snow
fall.
He
leaned
in
for
a
kiss
and
whispered,
'Merry
Christmas,
my
love. '
【温馨】
"
11.
"She
was
so
excited
to
finally
wear
her
Christmas
sweater.
But
as
she
put
it
on,
she
realized
it
was
too
small.
'Ho
ho
no!'
she
groaned.
【幽默】
"
1
2.
"The
fire
was
crackling,
and
the
lights
were
twinkling.
They
sat
together,
wrapped
in
a
blanket,
and
watched
as
the
snowflakes
danced
outside.
【浪漫】
"
1
3.
"Why
did
Santa
go
to
college
for
music?
Because
he
wanted
to
be
a
carol-ologist!
【笑话】
"
1
4.
"They
exchanged
gifts,
and
he
opened
his
to
find
a
beautiful
watch.
'It's
for
all
the
moments
we'll
share
together,'
she
said.
【浪漫】
"
1
5.
"The
smell
of
cinnamon,
pine,
and
hot
apple
cider
filled
the
air.
It
was
the
perfect
aroma
of
Christmas.
【温馨】
"
1
6.
"Why
did
the
Christmas
tree
go
to
the
barber?
It
needed
a
trim-ming!
【笑话】
"
1
7.
"The
snow
was
falling
hard
outside,
and
he
braved
the
weather
to
go
get
them
hot
chocolate.
She
smiled,
knowing
he'd
always
be
her
holiday
hero.
【浪漫】
"
1
8.
"The
carolers
gathered
on
the
street
corner,
singing
their
hearts
out.
They
brought
warmth
to
the
chilly
night
air.
【欢乐】
"
1
9.
"What
did
the
candy
cane
say
to
the
Christmas
cookie?
'You're
one
sweet
treat!'【笑话】
"
20.
"The
ornaments
hung
on
the
tree
like
glittering
jewels.
It
was
a
work
of
art,
a
masterpiece
of
Christmas
cheer.
【浪漫】
"